Cause that’s what a motherfuckin’ monster do.
For the love of everything good and right with the world- please keep twerking forever more!
"too fat to twerk"
Powerful video "Bullying starts and ends with us"
That girl at 2:20 pls marry me.
No one ever stepped in to help me, Ill be damned if i dont ever step into help someone else.
Honestly I can’t believe most of these people did nothing. That is so disgusting .
she was just checkin her email though..
This is sickening.
The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”
“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”
I just can’t bring myself to settle for you again. I deserve way better than you could ever offer. Why can’t you accept that..
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
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i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me