SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed